No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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