Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The power of my boobs compel you
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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