I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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