THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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