Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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