How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
