I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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