It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
