Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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