Midget sex pt 2 tonight
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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