I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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