NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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