They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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