come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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