But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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