1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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