Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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