brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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