I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
