Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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