Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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