we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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