im having a threesome with these popsicles
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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