I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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