She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just found a bag of teeth...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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