yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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