I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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