just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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