I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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