Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
try to milk me bitch
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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