seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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