I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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