What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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