But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
How naked do you want me to be?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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