He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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