Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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