i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
His nipple licking is glorious
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