If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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