I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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