shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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