No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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