yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
