is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You pole danced in your parka.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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