i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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