I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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