i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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