Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
