CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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