why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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