Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
only you would photoshop your dick
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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