fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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