Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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