Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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