she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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